Film: Fool N Final

Director: Ahmed Khan

Producer: Firoz A Nadiawala

Cast: Sunny Deol, Shahid Kapur, Ayesha Takia, Johny Lever, Paresh Rawal, Vivek Oberoi, Om Puri, Jackie Shroff, Chunky Pandey, Gulshan Grover, Arbaaz Khan, Sharmila Tagore

Rating: 1.5/5

Take Guy Ritchie's Snatch, rewrite it in Hindi, throw in a whole lot of senseless, nerve racking 'jokes' and add more Bollywood heavyweights than you can count on you finger tips. What you arrive by doing this futile task is a film called Fool N Final.

A supposed comedy, the film is narrated in a comic strip format and revolves around a diamond that has been carted off to Dubai. While in Dubai, Rocky (Chunky Pandey) does exactly the opposite of what had been instructed and soon enough Moscow Chikna (Arbaaz Khan), a Dubai based don learns of this information. Already in a deep mess, it is up to Raja (Shahid Kapur), Tina (Ayesha Takia) and Chubey (Paresh Rawal) to get the diamond and hand it over to Chikna.

On the other hand, somewhere in the comic strip; Lucky (Vivek Oberoi) a wrestling match fixer, owes JD (Zakir Hussain) money. To save his skin, he gets Munna (Sunny Deol) to fight the match for him. However things do not go as planned and everything backfires. Everyone who knows about the diamond is found in pursuit of it, including G9 (Jackie Shroff), a hired assassin. In addition to aforementioned a family crisis has been thrown in to provide for the absence of melodrama.

For starters this film has been shot in a locale (Dubai), which has been covered extensively in innumerable films. The locale is neither intrinsic to the story (it could have very well been any place) nor has it been showcased breathtakingly.

The way the film has been narrated, is also slapdash. The posterized scenes flowing into one another randomly not only makes it hard to concentrate but also makes you wonder, what is...